that one time animated alternate-universe buff Zach Galifianakis and beefcake Bob from Bob’s Burgers duked it out in a Miyazaki movie

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9 Cats Taking Selfies

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET

Today.

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A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.

WHAT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

YO HOLD ON. 

IT GETS BETTER.

This mummy, found in the  Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.

She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance. 

…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.  

And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?

The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find. 

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  • mom: and i think jamie really loves whatsername, i can't believe they threw her in a pit with a fucking bear
  • me: they are so my OTP
  • mom: what's otp
  • me: OTP = one true pairing
  • AKA the couple in a fictional series you're rooting for the most
  • mom: omg you are such a fucking nerd

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In which the bear is tumblr

i FUCKING CANNOT

So accurate. I was screaming during this scene, Adam had to tell me to calm down and shut up

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HAPPY MONDAY ONE AND ALL

Merida’s coronation ceremony

I might be crying like an idiot as I watch this

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Dog doesn’t want kisses

> This dog has incredible comedic timing.

> Remember your place, human.

MARI-KUN CHUUUUUUUU

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Typical San Francisco traffic

Typical San Francisco traffic

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